May 2013
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internetfeet:
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
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sketch-ass-arachno-fondler:
thecorruptedquietone:
prongsmydeer:
Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.
#and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at...
fatkidinmath:
im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me
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datsenseofhumor:
sleep-justsleep-wakeup:
calliopestorres:
HOW DO YOU START A RELATIONSHIP? DO YOU WALK UP TO SOMEONE AND SAY I SHIP US? HELP HOW DO I FUNCTION IN SOCIETY
I WOULD IMMEDIATELY DATE SOMEONE IF THEY SAID ‘I SHIP US’
i ship it
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Never saw that when I lived here.
There were two guys surfing on Lake Superior. It’s 49 degrees out. Michigan folks is crazy, y’all.
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I've lost my phone charger.
And instead of looking for it, I’m looking at tumblr on my phone.
Good choices: I used to know how to make them.
writersprocrastinate:
Hi, I’m a writer. My hobbies include not writing.
The fact that someone in the house is snoring, and I had an entire bottle of what amounts to nearly straight caffeine and the abundance of Ben Cumberbatch videos to be found is making sleep elusive…
I’ll go to bed soon, I mean it…
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nopartylikeagatsbyparty:
I find it ridiculous that the five people that make up the landing party are the first five people in the chain of command aboard the enterprise. Does no one realize what a stupid plan that is?
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antst00fs:
I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr
shieldmaiden5678 replied to your post: shieldmaiden5678 replied to your post: Took 3…
Sigh, I guess you can have him on alternating weekdays ;)
Deal. ;)
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